Humor
mobi, epub |eng | 2007-10-12 | Author:Derek Landy

Thirteen THE RED RIGHT HAND HOW ARE YOU?” Stephanie shrugged and managed not to wince. She handed the gun back to Skulduggery. Her entire body ached. “I’m good,” she lied. ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2009-10-27 | Author:Francesca Simon

Henry blushed scarlet. When he was king he’d make Miss Battle-Axe walk around town every day wearing underpants on her head. “Well, Henry, today is your lucky day,” said Miss ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1961-08-11 | Author:Norton Juster

“And brought him here,” continued the exasperated Dischord, “where, despite his lack of shape or features, I trained——” “No nose is good nose,” thundered the DYNNE once again as he ...
( Category: Dogs March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1982-01-02 | Author:Aiken, Joan [Aiken, Joan]

7 Aunt Tribulation gets up. Second trip to the attic. Dido's in the well. Return of Captain Casket. Trip to the forest. The conspirators. The gun. Aunt Tribulation had evidently ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi | | 2007-08-21 | Author:Lemony A. Snicket

CHAPTER Nine The United States Postal Service has a motto. The motto is: "Neither rain nor sleet nor driving snow shall halt the delivery of the mails." All this means ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2000-04-02 | Author:Lemony A. Snicket

CHAPTER Eight The Baudelaire orphans stood outside the gates of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill and looked at an ambulance rushing past them as it took Phil to the hospital. They ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-05-23 | Author:Dale E. Basye

19 • JOINED AT THE HYPE “HEY, GIRLY,” THE faceless, chain-smoking writer said to Milton the second he walked into Hack: Where the Bad Writers Go. “Do you want to ...
( Category: Halloween March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2008-11-01 | Author:Brandon Sanderson

Ms. Fletcher sent the gunman, I thought with a stab of anger. She really was working for them, all this time. “That’s what I’ve always done,” Ms. Fletcher snapped. “I ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-09-03 | Author:Landy Derek

"Is that what you told Baron Vengeous when he asked you? " "Something along those lines, yes." "But he was alone, and unaware that Batu was orchestrating everything. Things are ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1956-01-02 | Author:H. A. Rey

More board book fun with Curious George Curious George Goes Fishing Curious George and the Rocket Curious George's 1 to 10 and Back Again 5-94488 Copyright © 2001 by Houghton ...
( Category: Apes & Monkeys March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2000-08-06 | Author:Lemony A. Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events 5 - The Austere Academy The last few rays of the sunset made the children cast long, long shadows as they walked, as if the ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2007-10-01 | Author:Pseudonymous Bosch; David Pittu

I hope it’s not giving away too much to tell you that, only two days later, the Midnight Sun would be devoured by fire. How and why it was set ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-09-01 | Author:Pseudonymous Bosch

But the only animal in sight was a zebra ambling away. If there were any lions nearby, he didn’t seem very scared of them. “Where are the lions? I want ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2003-10-27 | Author:Kate DiCamillo

MIGGERY SOW’S LUCK CONTINUED. On her first day on the job as a castle servant, she was sent to deliver a spool of red thread to the princess. “Mind,” said ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-06-05 | Author:Snicket, Lemony [Snicket, Lemony]

The phrase “in the dark,” as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the shadowy secrets of which one might be unaware. ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )